well, one, because of this song from U2:
If you should ask then maybe they’d
Tell you what I would say
True colors fly in blue and black
Bruised silken sky and burning flag
Colors crash, collide in blood shot eyes
If I could, you know I would
If I could, I would
Let it go…
Let it go
Then, it’s actually true, I am a fish out of water most of the time… a witty friend describes himself as a misanthrope trying to improve to misogynism… me, I’m not even trying, haven’t a clue.
Then there’s Eureka, in case you forgot middle school physics.